Showing posts with label drawls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drawls. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Let's Clear Up Some Questions


Question Number 1. Why are people who relocate from the city to the country....


...so obsessed with images of chickens....


...and how can I capitalize on that?


Question Number 2. Same question, but substitute the word "pigs"....


...for "chickens"--NOT for "people," Roxanne!!!

And now for some less graphic questions...

Question Number 3. If an Alabaman is making an announcement of an upcoming event at a Georgia AA meeting, and the only words I can understand are "covered dish" and "ham," what time is dinner?

Question Number 4. How many points will my blood pressure go up before I can find the inbox for my new gmail account, where I'm supposed to be receiving daily emails on how to reduce stress? Help! I'm already two days behind!

Okay, that's all I got today. Your help is appreciated.